I made dinner again tonight.
ME: YOU KNOW YOU'RE JEALOUS OF MY WITTY COMEBACKS.
JORDAN: What, the ones you got on Mars?
M: WELL. AT LEAST I'M FROM SOMEWHERE INTERESTING.
J: As opposed to...?
M: YOU'RE ONLY FROM YOUR MOTHER'S WOMB.
J: Are you from an alien's womb...?
M: ...they don't have any.
J: How do you know?
M: I CAME FROM ONE.
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